Hoat-kiû kap fxck yo͘

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 Goá beh kóng ê chhiò-oē kap Eng-gí ū koan-hē, ū 1-sut-á sek-chhái: 
 1-ê tiāⁿ-tiāⁿ phah bāng-kiû (thian-ní-sù,teⁿis) ê tông-sū kiò “Mo-mo-siông”, ū 1-kang in tau lâi 1-ê goā-kok pêng-iú. Keh-tńg-kang thàu-chá, chit-ê tông-sū tō iau-chhiáⁿ in pêng-iú tâng-chê lâi phah bāng-kiû. Tông-sū ê nı̂-kí put-chí-á toā, múi-pái lóng mā-sı̄ phah siang-táⁿ, m̄-bat phah tan-táⁿ, bô khui-la̍t--lah. 
 Mo-mo-siông chin ài kóng chhiò-oē, ūi-tio̍h chheng-ho͘ khah séng khùi-la̍t, goán kui-tı̄n kiû-iú lóng kiò i “Mo-mo” niā-niā. Kiàn-pái i nā chhut-lâi phah-kiû, goán hn̄g-hn̄g tio̍h toā-sè-siaⁿ hoah: “Mo-mo lâi--a, Mo-mo lâi--a”, chin chhin-chhiat. Hit chái-khí, Mo-mo chio in goā-kok pêng-iú lâi phah-kiû, tong-jiân phah siang-táⁿ. 
 Tē-1-kio̍k tùi-hong hoat-kiû, phah soah, Mo-mo chı̍t-pêng iâⁿ. Chit-mái oāⁿ Mo-mo ê pha-to͘-na (partner) hoat-kiû. Mo-mo iâⁿ-kiû, thiòng kah chı̍t-si soah bē-kı̀-tit iōng Eng-gí kóng: “Now, it's yo͘r turn to serve.” (Chit-má lûn kàu lí hoat-kiû.) Tian-tò Tâi-oân-oē tō làu--chhut-lâi: “Oāⁿ lí hoat-kiû--lah! ” In pêng-iú ka-na thiaⁿ bat tiong-ng hit 1-jı̄, thâu-á-boé lóng thiaⁿ bô, kám-kak chin kı̂-koài, goá ê pêng-iú ná ē kóng hit khoán chho͘-oē leh ! Iōng Eng-gí kā ı̀n : “How come yo͘ said "fxck yo͘" to me? Are yo͘ o͘t of mind ? ” 
 Mo-mo chı̍t-sı̂ mā sa bô-chang, chit ê pêng-iú ná ē chiah siūⁿ-khı̀. Siūⁿ kui-po͘, chiah ka-tı̄ siàn 1-ê chhùi-phoé. Goân-lâi sı̄ án-ne o͘h . I tāi-khài sı̄ chiong "Hoat-kiû" thiaⁿ choh "fxck yo͘" chit ê 3-jı̄-keng.